Would our chimpanzee cousins approve these weapons?
Yea man your chimpanzee cousins would absolutely be using these weapons if they had the ability to operate them. They're pretty fucking brutal :monke-rage:
will we wreck the world quickly with nuclear weapons, or slowly with carbon emissions? tune in to find out
spoiler alert: carbon emissions because its more profitable
teaching a chimp how to launch a nuke would end the world in five seconds
:monke-return: father give me the nuclear football
None of them involve ripping off faces, so I think they'd be slightly disappointed
But there's no face afterwards to eat/display
Makes :monke-beepboop: sad
This made me imagine Trump as a chimpanzee and then I started thinking about what would it look like if we made presidential portraits of all the presidents as chimpanzees and then I started wondering if there was any way to do Obama as a chimpanzee that wasn't racist but I just gave up
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