How often do you consume some post-apocalyptic media and people slog it on empty highways or whatever for miles and miles on foot or revert back to fucking horses for some reason? Like I can suspend my disbelief that somehow there's just shittons of fuel laying around everywhere that magically doesn't spoil for decades but even then there's so many scenes where the characters are struggling to walk a distance or take forever and you could literally do it in a quarter of the time on a bike.
They're comparably easy to fix, they don't require keeping a whole ass horse alive, they're fairly abundant everywhere and the fuel is you. It just fucks with my disbelief. What, do these people walk through what remains of the suburbs, looting houses for supplies and just ignore every bike they see?
Mad Max but with bicycles instead of cars would be pretty funny
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your bike pump, the spare tires, the extra tubes, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
pedal away, surely
Lord Humungus is keeping all the bikes
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you're right I should have done that I was overthinking it. pedal would have been funnier
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Reality is way ahead of you.
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Imperator Furiosa but she's got calves the size of cantaloupes.
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