"How did this American communist end up in charge of an institution he despises?"
I plop down awkwardly into a low-budget throne and have Prince Blimblam kneel down to be my footstool
"Is he ready to rule?"
I confidently hang up a phone. A British submarine rises from the sea and fires a missile towards Washington DC. We see the POTUS blaming Russia and then getting turned into a skeleton.
"Is he ready to learn?"
I open the Royal family album and it's all pictures of pedophilic crimes
"Is he ready to love?"
I'm on a date with an Engl*shwoman. It's going great. I lean into kiss her. She says something terfy. I snap my fingers and a guard in a funny hat bayonets her. We cut to a new date where you only see me. I'm laughing and tucking my hair behind my ear. The camera pans: my date is Xi Jinping.
"Coming soon to Freeform:"
DUP members sobbing in a military prison as a flag rises over a United Irish Republic
king comrade
i'd watch it
"How did this American communist end up in charge of an institution he despises?"
I plop down awkwardly into a low-budget throne and have Prince Blimblam kneel down to be my footstool
"Is he ready to rule?"
I confidently hang up a phone. A British submarine rises from the sea and fires a missile towards Washington DC. We see the POTUS blaming Russia and then getting turned into a skeleton.
"Is he ready to learn?"
I open the Royal family album and it's all pictures of pedophilic crimes
"Is he ready to love?"
I'm on a date with an Engl*shwoman. It's going great. I lean into kiss her. She says something terfy. I snap my fingers and a guard in a funny hat bayonets her. We cut to a new date where you only see me. I'm laughing and tucking my hair behind my ear. The camera pans: my date is Xi Jinping.
"Coming soon to Freeform:"
DUP members sobbing in a military prison as a flag rises over a United Irish Republic
"King Comrade"
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