crab time
they had to spend time with focus groups testing out different causes of death. covid polled the best overall, so they decided to announce that.
covid makes for the best story. oh so your grannie died because we lifted covid restrictions too early? well gee guess what even the poor ole queen died from covid, you have no right to complain, peon!
lol i remember the new year video that the regime put out which looked like a deepfake
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
:inshallah: :inshallah:
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
:inshallah: :inshallah:
If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
:inshallah: :inshallah:
The 95-year-old monarch expects to continue light duties at Windsor over the next week.
DUTIES!? what duties? do these motherfuckers really think a monarch has duties?
She technically rubber stamps most of the stuff parliament does and could therefore veto it. But she never does because it would be a sign that the monarchy is taking back democratic power
IIRC she has to approve Canadian laws as well before they can be passed
See I’m American so our money face people only have control over our governance in spirit
Yeah when we legalized weed there was like a week where the law passed but it was still illegal bc we were waiting for "Royal Assent"
Every commonwealth country, but it's her Governors General that actually do the signing (Royal Assent) on her behalf. Local govt chooses who she will appoint though, and the GGs are (more than HM even) usually just a ceremonial thing and have never actually mattered much except for one time in the 70s when the GG just straight up removed Australia's Prime Minister (for the CIA, allegedly).
She also chooses some of the senior leadership of the Church of England because she's the head of that too, but really that's also a UK PM choice, but really since 2007 the church just chooses it.
what would she even veto? it's not like there's even socdems in power or anything, lol
There were talks about her vetoing various things relating to Brexit
Didn't she secretly tell the government to change some proposed tax code that would have inconvenienced her financially?
Can someone please Photoshop her in place of that kid Trump was yelling at on the white house lawn?
LONDON — The British government confirmed Saturday that people with COVID-19 won’t be legally required to self-isolate starting next week, as part of a plan for “living with COVID” that is also likely to see testing for the coronavirus scaled back.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson said ending all of the legal restrictions brought in to curb the spread of the virus will let people in the U.K. “protect ourselves without restricting our freedoms.”
BoJo’s crown achievement will be killing the queen, lmao
Its my partners birthday today. She's sleeping right now but im sure she would be thrilled if we all could wish the queen a very swift and decisive end to this illness and pool our collective will.
:inshallah-script:
Thank you! Don't forget to wish a quick end for the queen....'s illness.
what if the queen dies and boris johnson is booted from tory leadership at the same time
"How did this American communist end up in charge of an institution he despises?"
I plop down awkwardly into a low-budget throne and have Prince Blimblam kneel down to be my footstool
"Is he ready to rule?"
I confidently hang up a phone. A British submarine rises from the sea and fires a missile towards Washington DC. We see the POTUS blaming Russia and then getting turned into a skeleton.
"Is he ready to learn?"
I open the Royal family album and it's all pictures of pedophilic crimes
"Is he ready to love?"
I'm on a date with an Engl*shwoman. It's going great. I lean into kiss her. She says something terfy. I snap my fingers and a guard in a funny hat bayonets her. We cut to a new date where you only see me. I'm laughing and tucking my hair behind my ear. The camera pans: my date is Xi Jinping.
"Coming soon to Freeform:"
DUP members sobbing in a military prison as a flag rises over a United Irish Republic
"King Comrade"
I will reluctantly take the solemn position of Lady Protector of the British Commonwealth.
Hate to piss in people's cornflakes but unlike the countless thousands of old folks our govt sacraficed to keep the NHS they'd previously gutted from being overwhelmed, she's very likely going to survive. She's vaccinated and has access to the best healthcare in the country.
:inshallah:
die DIE die DIE die DIE die DIEdie DIE die DIEdie DIE die DIEdie DIE die DIEdie DIE die DIE
ok, so which "phase" is she in now? can we see her final health bar yet?
This sort of combination of far-left politics and video game/anime jokes was what drew me to ChapoTrapHouse way back in the day
she better get to her final phase soon, I've got way too many high end healing items I've been sleeping on
In video footage released of the 95-year-old monarch receiving two senior Royal Navy officers at her Windsor Castle residence, she could be heard remarking "as you can see, I can't move" as she stood while holding a walking stick.
Buckingham Palace declined to comment, but it is understood she was feeling slightly stiff rather than having injured herself or being unwell.
I don't know, being unable to move sounds pretty unwell to me.
Her hair is sticking up, her grimace is more pronounced, and she started flashing red every time she gets hit
With all the restrictions lifted, her funeral is probably going to be the biggest superspreader event in history :covid-cool:
sacrificing 1000 people a say for the psychic immortal emperor, but without the psychic immortal emperor
"We're back to normal!"
(Queen dies of covid)
(Queen's funeral gives everybody else in England covid)
(CONS +5)
