I want to fight for Ukraine. I have no military background and some live firearm experience. I do have over 100 hours of airsoft milsim experience though. It’s the closest thing to actual war. I’m familiar with military lingo and protocols (not sure if applicable cause I’m fighting for a foreign country). Knowledge on how to operate a variety of weaponry. I use high-end airsoft guns which are 1:1 or almost identical to the real thing. I did many roles in the milsim from combat medic to Forward observers and operated in a two-man sniper team.

I have my own gear (cammies, plate-carrier, plates, medkit, supplies). I have money for the trip and money for basic necessities. I will not leech off the UAF I will have my own stuff except a gun and ammunition.

I know basic Russian words, but will still need assistance or translation for any complex movements or tactical battle plans.

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "Medic"

    "Im trained in treating wounds from 8mm plastic pellets"

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      To be fair, my actual first aid training in the Marine Corps was basically "put a tourniquet on it and hope it's not on the neck or head."

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I loved teaching combat lifesaver-level TCCC to marines. The point wasn't to teach you meaningful first aid but to keep me as safe as possible. I could just yell "die slower idk" and technically it's on you to make yourself die slower. If it still isn't safe enough for a corpsman, the nearest marine could make you die slower until it is.

  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Bit idea: guided tour packages for adventurist tourism

    • culpritus [any]
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      3 years ago

      our premium package includes your own custom NFT of your 'achievements' that gets regularly updated and extended as you complete more 'tours'

  • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    This is what happens to the Airsoft Kid from your high school after graduation

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Reddit's RedPill community could invade and conquer New Zealand. They said so themselves. Call of Duty taught them all how to eject the magazine from M-16s. :heated-gamer-moment:

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    This is incredible Where is the source? I must know lol

    • TheCaconym [any]
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      3 years ago

      lmao it's here and it's from the same dude that got scammed for 1 ETH by someone pretending to be a local contact able to make them cross the Polish border (a border you don't actually need "connections" to cross, to boot).

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I drove one of those powered handtrucks once, that qualifies me for driving a tank, right?

  • Metalorg [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If you've played Call of Duty multiplayer and have a kill death ratio higher than 1.2 then you're basically a real soldier