it really is DETROIT pizza, you can tell because it still has the motor oil residue from the drip pan
that's how they keep the prices so lowSometimes if you’re lucky you can find the drip pan bolts under the pepperoni
I also like to sprinkle some anchovy's onto my new york NYC slice
If I were mayor of the city or governor of the state, I would ban all out of state pizza chains
Let's keep NY pizza NY
Nah, keep 'em. A tourist in Sbarro's is a tourist not blocking the sidewalk.
Oh I have plans for the tourists
Under the current regime the disney and m&m stores and bubba gump in times square are called tourist traps but under my reign that term will be more literal
Can't tell the difference between the crust and the box.
Ayyy ohhhh I'm eatin' an Extramostbestest Fanceroni ovah here
Little Caesars is poggy. Probably because I ate it as a kid but it's kinda comforting for me