neera_tanden [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoPutin and Zelensky as leaders are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while ur making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be donemessage-squaremessage-square48 fedilinkarrow-up170file-text
arrow-up170message-squarePutin and Zelensky as leaders are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while ur making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be doneneera_tanden [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square48 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Zelenskyy is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear24·2 years agoThank you for reminding me of that tweet what haunts my nightmares link
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear14·edit-22 years agoyou don’t know the story? :sicko-blur: Click on sicko to have the truth revealed link
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear7·2 years agohttps://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1431748-beto-sex-tweet link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear8·edit-22 years agoYeah, about how Biden and his wife are going to fuck in the White House and it's gonna be wetter and better than Trump and Melania link
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear7·2 years agoOh, that is certainly a tweet, but that’s not the tweet that this is based on. link
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear7·2 years agohttps://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1431748-beto-sex-tweet link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear4·2 years ago:biden-troll: This is going to be wetter and better, honey! Come on, man! link
Thank you for reminding me of that tweet what haunts my nightmares
Wait this is based on a true story?
you don’t know the story? :sicko-blur:
Click on sicko to have the truth revealed
Good fucking god
Yuck
I think there's a tweet out there
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1431748-beto-sex-tweet
Lmao been a while since I have seen that
Yeah, about how Biden and his wife are going to fuck in the White House and it's gonna be wetter and better than Trump and Melania
Oh, that is certainly a tweet, but that’s not the tweet that this is based on.
Hurray! More nightmares!
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1431748-beto-sex-tweet
:biden-troll: This is going to be wetter and better, honey! Come on, man!