Zelenskyy is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.

  • FirstToServe [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I formally object to this post on three grounds:

    1. That is awful.

    2. You are violating the proper posting procedures by doing satire comedy in a comm reserved for earnestly expressed awfulness in the wild. Please rectify this immediately.

    3. Breaking character with regard to procedural retentiveness ect