Whats everyone think Beatoff M'Pork's chances are? I'm putting at least a one monopoly dollar down he's getting clapped
Dude couldn't beat Ted fucking Cruz. No way he wins.
"Hell yeah we're gonna take your guns" makes you lose every subsequent election in Texas.
What's funny is with an actual ruthless political strategist he could have attack ads referencing how republicans in Texas left everyone "out in the cold" while they stayed warm and cozy with their private energy buddies. Then again it'd also require Beto to not be such a fucking lame piece of shit.
juan guaifo is mlre deserving of respect. Mfer tried to usurp BAMF Maduro’s seat, Guaido failed at beating Ted fucking Cruz for a senate seat
Beto doesn’t run to win. Beto runs to fundraise for the Dems. He’s essentially playing off the liberal delusion that Texas could some day go to Democrats. This is why he can talk about taking people’s guns away and still get nominated in a state like that.
"If Beto was not terrible and cringe, he could win"
True, but then beto would not be beto
Apparently so since I wasn't properly called out last time I mentioned it :shrug-outta-hecks:
more upsetting than talking to a schizophrenic stranger for an hour+ during that same trip.
very cool
Yeah I'm just now realizing how badly that comes off, but it honestly was more interesting than anything else.
"Hell yeah we're taking your assault rifles" will be played on repeat. Honestly how did he win the primary?
Because he’s good at taking money from out of state liberal wine moms. He’ll never win, but he’s still profitable for the party as a whole.
I'll put a whole red monopoly house against him.
I don't know Texas politics but I like playing Monopoly
This is the ultimate version of the observation that Democrats keep propping up losers, no matter how many times they fuck up.
