Delicious garbage fired pizza. Tossed with a massive hole in the crust, sliced with a dirty putty knife, and served with a generous 3 olives.
every time I rewatch this video I get more :desolate:
like the first or second time I watched it I noticed that the sauce was pale orange :desolate: but watching it again now I also noticed he put way too little of it? :desolate: :desolate:
maybe it's for the best :desolate:
Right, so now I have to do the thing where I say that this is not representative of Brazilian pizza, objectively the best pizza in the entire world. The guy is making a mess of it, we're way better than that.
The white thing he's spreading is called catupiry (pronounced kah-too-pee-ree, tapping the last R sound) and is the great wildcard of Brazilian fast food. If it's shitty and you know it, just add catupiry and you're good to go. It's like cream cheese, but more fatty, with a really enjoyable texture and flavor.
We make the best pizza because of our "fuck it" approach to toppings.
Want a classic mozzarella pizza? Alright, not feeling very imaginative, are we?
Sliced sausage? Shredded chicken (with catupiry, of course )? Four different kinds of cheese? We gotchu.
How about beef stroganoff? Hell yeah, here you go, have some shoestring fries with that too.
Oh, so you think a pizza is not a proper meal? Well, fuck you, here's lunch, but served on a fucking pizza crust . Happy now?
If you're going to order a pizza, why not get dessert as well? Here, have this white/dark chocolate pizza, with some sprinkles on top. Oh, not a fan of chocolate? Here, how about this banana meringue pizza? Or maybe this coconut fudge pizza, that we call beijinho, "little kiss".
You think you guys are hot shit being racist to Italians putting pineapple on pizza? Oh, that's cute. We add pineapple, cherries, figs, plums and canned peaches to ours. Get real.
Buddy, we turn offending Italians into a fucking art form.
my bad I watch this like once a month and figured I should share it
If you have to fail, fail with confidence.
I remember seeing some comments from Brazilians that this is actually some kind of Brazilian specialty pizza but that he also fucked it up according to them.
Found it! "I’m brazilian and I ate many pizzas similar to this one, it’s shredded chicken with a brazilian cream cheese, it’s really not that bad; the problem is that this “chef” literally puked a whole chicken to the gross pizza base, and then he cut it like a serial killer to ruin everything and it looked disgusting, but there are people that can make it good"
