Mods ban me. I don't want to be here anymore and forgot my password to delete account.

You can't tell the difference between NDT and Bill Cosby, lol.

He's aged so radically that he gets mistaken for Harvey Weinstein in public.

I thought this was going to be the send up for a joke. Now I'm sad.

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Love to cosplay a Union soldier dying of dysentery after drinking a pint of milk "for hydration".

I was pleasantly surprised when QE2's funeral failed to break the record for funeral attended by most heads of state.

Your legacy stands to this day, Tito.

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Anybody else remember Google Glass, and how that project was abandoned after Bay Area beta testers kept getting mugged and bullied in public?

I'll attack whatever I goddamn feel like. Fuck leafblowers.

Being repressed is a part of their culture, sweaty.

there was a Cum Town Cabin episode where they're referencing a game of battleship that was played earlier, and Nick says "Adam plays battleship just to sink the USS Liberty," and you can hear Will Menaker laugh so hard that the mics pick it up from the kitchen as he's cooking a bolognese.

For whatever reason that has always stuck with me, I think about it when the holiday season comes.

I like how the pieces of evidence to this argument are FPS shooters MOBAs and Children's programming.

THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN.

Who the fuck is up reading the book of Zechariah?

You see, if there's gun violence in north Atlanta metro you need to understand it in the context of Greater Appalachia, as opposed to The Deep South which is where south Atlanta is.

Greater Appalachia is "Settlers overwhelmingly from war-ravaged Northern Ireland, Northern England and Scottish lowlands were deeply committed to personal sovereignty and intensely suspicious of external authority. "

and Deep South is "Established by English Barbadian slave lords who championed classical republicanism modeled on slave states of the ancient world, where democracy was the privilege of the few and subjugation and enslavement the natural lot of the many."

I will not explain any further.

I just saw your post in the Don Lemon thread. Take hold of The Lathe, Graphite22, chart a new destiny!

I will remember this, kissinger.

It's sugar, man!

I think it's somewhere on the web, idk.

Wasn't this a Whitest Kids You Know sketch?