• Weedian [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    why are there so many kinds of milk? I was a milkboy but I refused it anywhere but home cause I was a picky milkboy I guess

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The worst thing about being a milkboy is that it didn't prepare us for a collapsing empire full of tankies. Our parents thought it was the end of history when we drank our milk. We trained ourselves into vulnerability even though it makes us stronger. Now I can't even drink milk in an Uber without them surrounding the car.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          We'll win in the end though. Every time they attack me, all it does is make me watch Joker again and think about how powerful I'd be if I could stand up to them like Arthur and had a gun.

    • bentwookie [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      my house was a whole milk or 2% gang but then i'd visit friends with that blue water "nonfat" bullshit