they don't know that pudding people are almost impossible to kidnap because it's so hard to grapple us :party-blob:
I got dragged into the milk based conditioning. My reward wasnt growing big and strong like the adverts said it just gave me a kidney stone.
I just recently discovered oat milk and it's fucking amazing
I can't for the life of me control the texture when I make it at home. Just want that great half&half barista shit without paying $6 a quart
It's fucking expensive is what it is.
Plus almonds take a ton of water to make and are not sustainable agriculture. California could stop its water crisis overnight if it stopped growing them.
yeah, let's factory farm living beings to extract their bodily fluids with the most ruthless capitalist efficiency until they're sucked dry (and fart out absurd amounts of climate gasses in the process), then have entire aisles in the store with the juice we had the machines suck from them, that's not a dystopian nightmare at all.
If this paragraph doesn't make you go vegan, idk what's wrong with you tbh
idc if i'm a freak. I like milk. I still eat cereal with milk. I like my milk and cookies. chocolate milk kicks ass, and plant milk doesn't work as well for lattes/cappucinos.
i get that it's not as important as people say but i'll still drink it.
Damn right, milk rocks!
--posted from my toilet, pee-peeing out my doo-doo ass.
Oh no, poor baby can't digest milk?
Guess what: I can.
Poop harder, antilact.
Some schools are still on this shit like kids don’t need milk at every meal and snack time, chill
100% agree, and it's goblin slander as well. everybody halfways familiar with the occult also knows thatcher was a wendigo.
This supports my thesis that if everyone went vegan the government would buy the milk to pour it down the drain
Something like that already happened. Except they used the milk to make cheese and like half went moldy and was thrown away.
Farmers kept overproducing since the government promised to buy everything.
Oh my god true
I used to love milk but since going the oat way, I feel a lot better
I never realized how much it made my mouth feel gross too
And I can happily say I don't miss it
Or the stranger danger lectures
oat milk = king shit
get you a nice blender and you can even make it yourself
Between that, hummus, coffee, and protein shakes, I really need a good blender.
i was a big sweaty milk boy for so long. just plain getting after it, vulgar and remorseless like a bipedal suckling piglet.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO NOW?
reason: Inappropriate
Do you know where we are?! lmao. We have taglines about cum and fucking your dad in the damn header.
“The dairy industry is not happy with me–that's okay, I'll still keep drinking their garbage.“
I know a guy who spent ten years of his childhood sick off his ass, because his parents thought milk was some important nutrient you need when you're sick, and he was lactose intolerant.
why are there so many kinds of milk? I was a milkboy but I refused it anywhere but home cause I was a picky milkboy I guess
The worst thing about being a milkboy is that it didn't prepare us for a collapsing empire full of tankies. Our parents thought it was the end of history when we drank our milk. We trained ourselves into vulnerability even though it makes us stronger. Now I can't even drink milk in an Uber without them surrounding the car.
We'll win in the end though. Every time they attack me, all it does is make me watch Joker again and think about how powerful I'd be if I could stand up to them like Arthur and had a gun.
my house was a whole milk or 2% gang but then i'd visit friends with that blue water "nonfat" bullshit
they said it’s because it gives them diarrhea, so they can time their poops in the morning
I mean, eating coffee and apples at breakfast so you aren't surprised with poop in the middle of day somewhere far from a nice place to poop in, is a common strategy.
Every place is a nice place if you wipe the seat. A little TP, a little hand sanitizer, and plant those cheeks
I have been forced by nature to use the bus' toilet. No quantity of TP or hand sanitizer would have made the process less harrowing. I know it cuz I tried.
Oof yeah moving toilets are a different ballgame bc people piss all over the floor
