The GOP railroads Nikki Haley in the nomination. Joever Brandon dies and Kamala is the DNC nominee by default. The US elects their first female president, but only because they literally didn’t have a choice.
Death to America
Kamala takes Hillary as VP and the white lady dems force her to resign so Hillary finally becomes president. Women's rights still get worse across the country
Unlike Democrats Republicans seem to actually let their primaries happen, and theyll pick Trump because they are deranged.
Biden gets elected by the smallest possible margin and all the neolibs cheer and hold parties. By Jan 20 he's completely gone mentally and up on stage ranting about being God's chosen crusader for Israel or something. Mid-sentence calling for 100 billion Palestinian children to be fed into a wood chipper (to raucous applause) he has massive stroke. He collapses and falls off stage into Nancy Pelosi's lap and evacuates his bowels. He somehow survives and they just keep wheeling his now completely non-verbal ass around pretending like nothing is wrong, he's just taken a vow of silence to bring light to the suffering of the Israelis.
Instead of Friday court decisions he just another stroke.
MSNBC had doctors in calculate how many vessels in the brain he has left and why this is a good thing
