Alexis de toqueville? That'd be the 1800's.

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Aaron Burr, is that you?

Honey mustard gas

Going of the Kinsey scale, one gay head (6) plus two straight heads (0) averages out to 2.

We can therefore conclude that King Ghidorah would be, at the very least, bicurious.

NoVa just might secede from the union if he tries to follow through with this.

Did they find the One Piece yet?

Not too sure about Michigan, but Jill Stein just might cost Kamala Virginia.

Anyone else feeling kinda hollow? I mean, either we get a genocidaire or we ger.

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what if it was hoofers and it was just for the bronies?

Biden kicks it in early January, giving us 2-3 weeks of Kamala before handing the reins over to Trump. Years of Big Macs and Diet Cokes finally takes it toll and Trump dies in the ensuing months, leading to Vance taking the White House. Year of Four Presidents.

Not my idea, I've heard it floating around.

Got the official shelter on place warning for Milton. Wish me luck, comrades.

What book? What’s it called?

Remind me to invest in some sandbags and a faraday cage.

First?

I HATE EAR INFECTIONS I HATE EAR INFECTIONS

We don't need no stinkin' wrists.

That’s Bobby. By ‘68, John was kind of, y’know, dead.