one time I used my big huge peeper and intercoursed my very real and big booba girlfriend so good, her vagina bone was dislocated and she had to go to the hospital. which means I am really good at intercourse. all the doctors and nurses clapped and my dad awarded me with a prize for most incredible penis.
One time in school my friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend so hard that she died and then he had sex with her to bring her back to life. Your story reminded me of that so I thought it was only fair that you would have to hear it.
one time I used my big huge peeper and intercoursed my very real and big booba girlfriend so good, her vagina bone was dislocated and she had to go to the hospital. which means I am really good at intercourse. all the doctors and nurses clapped and my dad awarded me with a prize for most incredible penis.
One time in school my friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend so hard that she died and then he had sex with her to bring her back to life. Your story reminded me of that so I thought it was only fair that you would have to hear it.
Was your friend Jay from the inbetweeners?
No but his name did start with a j
Fuckin a dead body to own the grim reaper
("the grim reaper" is my peanus)
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beto o rourke please stfu about your sexual provess, we already know you're a good fucker