Ireland

    • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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      3 years ago

      Named Greenland Greenland in one of the first acts of deceptive marketing.

      Gets wannabe landlords to fuck off to a frozen tundra.

      :comfy-cool:

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Would they have even been able to conquer it? I feel like they would have only managed to gain a colony on Greenland but further inland and they wouldn't make it past the Iroquois Confederacy.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        To my knowledge, the Vinland colony failed because they were so disconnected from Europe and lacked any form of military superiority over the natives, so they just kind of showed up, fought the natives for a couple months/years, realized this shit wasn't going to work and went home