Rumours on Chinese social media that the Queen has died. A factory in Yiwu, China (famous wholesale factory) has received a peculiar order from the UK of the British flag with the Queen's face and 1926-2022 underneath ...
Rumours on Chinese social media that the Queen has died. A factory in Yiwu, China (famous wholesale factory) has received a peculiar order from the UK of the British flag with the Queen's face and 1926-2022 underneath ...
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Yeah actually that makes the most sense. Prob puts an order in every year.
Why haven't we heard about it any other year?
Prob cos the queen got covid this yr and her husband recently died so either it goes on every year but it's only this year cos she is on her way out ppl are paying attention.
Well that's one way of making sure your 1926-2022 shirts get sold.
Wasn't there some British monarch who they killed with morphine so it would be in time for the next day's newspapers?
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it's a pretty safe bet she won't make 2023 "officially", she hasn't been seen in public since October 2021 I believe
IT'S NOT JUST A NEW PHASE MOM!
It’s a new phase and the phase is dead
[Nancy Pelosi rubbing her elbows together making insectoid clicking noises]
https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/queen-elizabeth-ukraine-statement-justin-trudeau/
I don't believe this for a second, there'd be a video clip of her being racist while supporting ukraine
does this count? [source]
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Right, just like with super bowl t shirts and memorabilia
Monarchy sports merch when?
I'm doing this by tweeting The Smiths - Queen Is Dead without context. I'm either a genius or I'm every English bloke my age and background and just drank too many bitters in my Harrington jacket this evening.
Should do Chumbawumba's "Farewell To The Crown" or "Her Majesty" too
I should and lefties I know will get Godspeed You!, Crass, Oi Polloi, and a lot more.
But my plausible denial work-related Twitter has to be less explicit than that. If she's dead libs on the timeline can have a little Primal Scream as a treat.
lathe it in to being.