Rumours on Chinese social media that the Queen has died. A factory in Yiwu, China (famous wholesale factory) has received a peculiar order from the UK of the British flag with the Queen's face and 1926-2022 underneath ...

  • riley
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    • Circra [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Yeah actually that makes the most sense. Prob puts an order in every year.

        • Circra [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Prob cos the queen got covid this yr and her husband recently died so either it goes on every year but it's only this year cos she is on her way out ppl are paying attention.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      make a killing.

      Well that's one way of making sure your 1926-2022 shirts get sold.

      • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Wasn't there some British monarch who they killed with morphine so it would be in time for the next day's newspapers?

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    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      it's a pretty safe bet she won't make 2023 "officially", she hasn't been seen in public since October 2021 I believe

    • VernetheJules [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Right, just like with super bowl t shirts and memorabilia

      Monarchy sports merch when?

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm doing this by tweeting The Smiths - Queen Is Dead without context. I'm either a genius or I'm every English bloke my age and background and just drank too many bitters in my Harrington jacket this evening.