Rumours on Chinese social media that the Queen has died. A factory in Yiwu, China (famous wholesale factory) has received a peculiar order from the UK of the British flag with the Queen's face and 1926-2022 underneath ...
Yeah actually that makes the most sense. Prob puts an order in every year.
Prob cos the queen got covid this yr and her husband recently died so either it goes on every year but it's only this year cos she is on her way out ppl are paying attention.
make a killing.
Well that's one way of making sure your 1926-2022 shirts get sold.
Wasn't there some British monarch who they killed with morphine so it would be in time for the next day's newspapers?
it's a pretty safe bet she won't make 2023 "officially", she hasn't been seen in public since October 2021 I believe
[Nancy Pelosi rubbing her elbows together making insectoid clicking noises]
https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/queen-elizabeth-ukraine-statement-justin-trudeau/
I don't believe this for a second, there'd be a video clip of her being racist while supporting ukraine
Right, just like with super bowl t shirts and memorabilia
Monarchy sports merch when?
I'm doing this by tweeting The Smiths - Queen Is Dead without context. I'm either a genius or I'm every English bloke my age and background and just drank too many bitters in my Harrington jacket this evening.
Should do Chumbawumba's "Farewell To The Crown" or "Her Majesty" too
I should and lefties I know will get Godspeed You!, Crass, Oi Polloi, and a lot more.
But my plausible denial work-related Twitter has to be less explicit than that. If she's dead libs on the timeline can have a little Primal Scream as a treat.
I hope that her official date of death turns out to be April 2nd, that way she'll have been queen for 69 years and 420 days.
I don't think it's true but if it is and they are trying to keep her death/looming death secret, it would be just really fitting that it's ruined by the fact literally everything is outsourced to Chinese manufacturing.
it would be just really fitting that it’s ruined by the fact literally everything is outsourced to Chinese manufacturing.
In Chinese
"Hey Yang, we got an order from the US DoD to print 300 copies of a book called 'Secret Attack Against China 2022'... do you think we should tell someone?"
I have been confidently telling everyone I know irl for MONTHS that she's dead. They all need to know how right I am
Pandemic, Russia/Ukraine war, Iran firing missiles near US consulate, now the Queen is dead. End Times and rise of the Anti Christ when? lol
When it gets announced that the queen has finally eaten shit, my headcannon is that my Maoist corgi will be responsible, in an attempt to liberate her corgi comrades from the queen's slavery
I will be shcoked if she is dead. I am really quite shure she is breaindead and simply kept on lifesupport costing enough to end hunger and homelessness in Britain.
I would have thought it would be school boys sacrificed to nonces on her behalf.
