Tip 1: Murder every communist and anarchist in your country who threatens your brutal grip on power. Remember to first bribe / corrupt any that might be useful or are entertaining.

Tip 2: Text George W Bush a picture of the last dump you took. Should be after a night of binge drinking.

Tip 3: Invade your neighbor and murder civilians because yolo dgaf. The nazis dying are icing.

These are all from Yoda. Trust me.