Originally in the script for the prequels, Yoda was a kind of caretaker of the younglins and padawans in the Jedi temple, his job was to make sure no one was having sex, sexting on the holocron network, jacking off, looking at naked pictures of gamorreans or anything else not volcel related.
I do kind of the same thing, but it's more about getting my sensitivity back up. If I'm gonna fap I want to enjoy it, not just do it out of habit.
I only fap every week or two, but that's just because my libido has been dead for years
Uhhh, no. What do you think he was doing for 20 years alone on Dagobah?
I see your Shwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how you handle it.
Tip 1: Murder every communist and anarchist in your country who threatens your brutal grip on power. Remember to first bribe / corrupt any that might be useful or are entertaining.
Tip 2: Text George W Bush a picture of the last dump you took. Should be after a night of binge drinking.
Tip 3: Invade your neighbor and murder civilians because yolo dgaf. The nazis dying are icing.
These are all from Yoda. Trust me.
