Putin [he/him]

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  • Putin [he/him]tomemesBecoming a Jedi
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    3 years ago

    Tip 1: Murder every communist and anarchist in your country who threatens your brutal grip on power. Remember to first bribe / corrupt any that might be useful or are entertaining.

    Tip 2: Text George W Bush a picture of the last dump you took. Should be after a night of binge drinking.

    Tip 3: Invade your neighbor and murder civilians because yolo dgaf. The nazis dying are icing.

    These are all from Yoda. Trust me.






  • Putin [he/him]
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    tomemesGod, I fucking hate Mondays - How about you? (OC)
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    3 years ago

    Breaking the bit:

    Need to clarify this since I have gotten some reasonable comments + some unhinged DMs thinking this bit account is pro-Putin.

    Putin is a right-wing capitalist who helped coup the remnants of the USSR’s government. The guy is a monster, he’s just a monster at a national vs an international level. That means he is at odds with global capital when they want to exploit his sandbox.

    Intent of this account is to show that Putin is a fucking ghoul and not someone to cheer for. This is admittedly difficult when:

    1. Ukraine is currently swarming with fucking nazis who are being actively trained and equipped by NATO.

    2. Most western critique/ satire of Putin is based in warmongering, homophobia/transphobia (unacceptable), or state department propaganda.

    Leftists must remember that both Russia and Ukraine are bourgeoisie states being pitted against each other by NATO after 8+ years of failed attempts at peace negotiations. The west should not get involved. The only people to support are the working people of both countries and the remnants of the People’s Republics, such that they are.

    Regardless, a full collapse of Russia would create something even worse than Putin and be a complete disaster. It would also remove a vital trading partner for most AES projects and further damage their efforts. Again, I am not saying the Russian Federation is socialist, it just inherited many of those trade relationships and continues to benefit from them.

    RESUMING THE BIT



  • Breaking the bit:

    Putin is not the new Chuck Norris. He’s a right-wing capitalist who helped coup the remnants of the USSR’s government.

    Intent of this account is to show that Putin is a fucking ghoul and not someone to cheer for. This is admittedly difficult when:

    1. Ukraine is currently swarming with fucking nazis who are being actively trained and equipped by NATO.

    2. Most western critique/ satire of Putin is based in warmongering, homophobia/transphobia (unacceptable), or state department propaganda.

    Leftists must remember that both Russia and Ukraine are bourgeoisie states being pitted against each other by NATO after 8+ years of failed attempts at peace negotiations. The west should not get involved. The only people to support are the working people of both countries and the remnants of the People’s Republics, such that they are.

    Regardless, a full collapse of Russia would create something even worse than Putin and be a complete disaster. It would also remove a vital trading partner for most AES projects and further damage their efforts. Again, I am not saying the Russian Federation is socialist, it just inherited many of those trade relationships.

    I edited the last comment to reflect that, thank you for the feedback that I needed to tighten that up.

    Example of meme I made criticizing Putin: https://hexbear.net/post/180731

    RESUMING THE BIT









  • Putin [he/him]tonewsRussia-Ukraine Megathread 19
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    3 years ago

    Every lasagna is the color of beetroot if you murder enough people at the dinner table. Preferably nazis, but I’ll happily murder communists or anarchists if they’re trying to seize power.