https://twitter.com/Uinp_gov_ua/status/1503439897025204224

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    3 years ago

    Just like culinary wars between Greece, Turkey, and Arabia over whether it's Gyro, Doner kebab, or Shawarma that came first

    • Malagueta [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      People in Turkey call greek yogurt "turkish yogurt" and get very upset when you don't do that. breh I'm just trying to eat breakfast.

        • Malagueta [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          :whywhywhywhywhy: "gimme mah dang yoplait, turkey man"

          :aris-velouchiotis: "the fuck you say to me"

          :why-angel: (gobbling sounds that distort into screams)

          :what-the-hell: "τι στο διάολο, δεν είμαι καν Τούρκος..."

          • Malagueta [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            :stuff: "Joe Biden has confused a Greek man as Turkish and is demanding a morning sacrifice."

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      And it's just so stupid. If you eat flatbread you're gonna have this dish. If you wanna figure out who made flatbread first you're going so far back in time it doesn't even make sense to talk about these nationalities.

      I do enjoy riling turks up about it though. They love to ham up the "we were fierce horse riders" stuff, so one has to wonder when those nomads found the time to grow grain to make flatbread. I've no idea if the argument is a good one, but it's Balkan Tradition to mess with the neighbours.