I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail

Edit: in response to comments here, what the fick is wrong with your eurethera if it sprays piss everywhere like a goddamn showerhead

    • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Old people come in a lot and they piss everywhere but the toilet bowl and their piss is yellow as a school bus and crusts onto things like they've never drank water

      • Malagueta [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        They also tend to be huge assholes on top of that, so it's not even a thing where I can feel bad for them. Some old piece of shit would be massively misogynistic and then just dump their catheter bag or whatever the fuck all over the paper towel dispenser.

      • bigboopballs [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        and crusts onto things like they’ve never drank water

        They probably haven't. Boomers are weird adult-babies who don't really know how to take care of themselves.