The person who robbed me in uninsured so my safety support representative denied my claim

Source: twitter

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I'd rather shop local and go with whatever street gang runs my block. You're not going to get good or timely service with the faceless megacorp

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      9 months ago

      Just pay for the Deluxe Extended After Hours Coverage™, and your protection will be fine

      For the introductory period

      After that you'll want to shop around again to ensure you're getting the best deal!

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I trust the mafia's protection racket before I trust ADT with limitless power.