edit: this is from a satirical IG, see @Mrtryfe's comment below
christ these doofy little mayo boys making this shit up are so fucking high off their own farts
edit: this is from a satirical IG, see @Mrtryfe's comment below
christ these doofy little mayo boys making this shit up are so fucking high off their own farts
Every time I shit myself in public, I quickly open my phone and announce how much my bitcoin wallet is worth at that moment. I yell loud enough for the entire bus to hear that actually I'm not crying, I'm laughing because I have over $380 and they don't. They can't say anything because I've established my dominance.