edit: this is from a satirical IG, see @Mrtryfe's comment below
christ these doofy little mayo boys making this shit up are so fucking high off their own farts
"so who are you going to prom with bro?"
:le-pol-face: my grindset :galaxy-brain:
Yeah, the "SIZZLE ZONE" where you get hot and spicy treats delivered right into your gullet.
$175 for bottle service, and you get to sit close to the microwave so your food comes out the freshest.
my boss posts shit like this unironically to our business's ig. :cringe:
Whenever is see something on the internet I always ask
“Is this satire?”
And the answer is always no.
Thankfully, this time, it actually is. But chances are non-zero that this gets reposted unironically.
Every time I shit myself in public, I quickly open my phone and announce how much my bitcoin wallet is worth at that moment. I yell loud enough for the entire bus to hear that actually I'm not crying, I'm laughing because I have over $380 and they don't. They can't say anything because I've established my dominance.
I thought the punchline was going to be the hostess pulls out a comically large table
This is what it's like when a Jojo character goes to a sit-down restaurant.
Alternatively: The wairess was blushing from 2nd-hand embarassment and the people were whispering "Heh, look at this pretentious loser".
