"But in a moment of decision when convenience and conviction collided, I chose the former."

It's like finding out that westerners are treat-obsessed little piggies whose values are simply affectations that they abandon easily if they cause them any kind of discomfort no matter how mild, but from the right rather than the left. On the one hand I appreciate the honesty, but on the other hand it won't save you from the revolutionary armies. Extremely hilarious and I would happily throw this person into a woodchipper.