I have recently acquired this valuable four-letter account real estate which I wish to make available to my neighbors in hexbear for a modest fee . This account could be right for your next post simply send $15 to my paypal account: HexbearAccountLord@gmail.com. ($10 will be withheld as bad post deposit, all posts will be reviewed, cringe posts will result in your deposit being forfeit according to depreciation of account value).

I am looking forward to providing access to this account in excellent standing to any hexbear posters who wish to get in on the ground level with this luxury timeshare posting opportunity!!.

  • good [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Don't delay! With the site member count fast approaching 20,000, accounts of this name length are in short supply!

      • regularassbitch [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        I just right clicked on both of your usernames and used inspect element to steal your source code

        • good [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          I just uploaded your worst take to the blockchain where it can never be removed. :che-smile:

          • regularassbitch [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            as if I am incapable of shitting out something worse. see you in small claims court, doofus

            • good [none/use name]
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              3 years ago

              You're just jealous that my username real estate is more valuable than yours. Even as you reply to me you add value to this account, which I remind you I so graciously offered you the opportunity to get in at the GROUND LEVEL on but that ship has SAILED sister!

              • regularassbitch [she/her]
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                3 years ago

                you're not the first person who has said "BEAT IT CHICK!" to me. as I said, we'll take it to a damn judge and figure it out there

    • MoreAmphibians [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      We've got 456976 four-letter names, and that's without using any numbers or symbols. We're a long way from peak four-letter accounts and four-letter accounts are fungible. I prefer user names that say what you want from the world anyway.

      • good [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        None of those other four-letter names allow you to make a genuine #GOODpost or to permit you access to the exclusive good posting club.

        • HornyOnMain
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          3 years ago

          not me slowly going through the list of potential four letter words to find one that hasn't been taken at a rate of one attempt every 60 minutes

          • good [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            Youu cann stik each thes four letr wrds wher thee sunn dont shyn!