burn their house down

:stalin-heart:

Depict them as the soyjak and yourself as the Chad!

Tell them to shut up

Go super high over or super low under their heads. Talk like Dale Gribble

put a big yellow exclamation mark over your head until this guy shows up

if that doesn't work, just use this instead

Bonk them with your mallet

Or use the sit-down-gun

Become idiot yourself, join their ranks, be ignorant to your own idiocy and subsequently theirs as well. Problem solved, you are now a happier member of this dysfunctional society.

If none of the other suggestions work, stuff a sock in their mouth and wrap tape around the head to hold it in.

You can practice on me