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minus-squareQuimby [any, any]hexbear18·3 years ago"It's better to be a warrior in a garden"... is it though? A warrior in a garden starves. link
minus-squareD61 [any]hexbear11·3 years agoLet the warriors spend time planting potatoes, it'll keep them out of trouble. link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear6·3 years agoreally the most warriors can do is kill each other which just leaves you with a bunch of dead bodies. They'll probably also break some stuff too. Overall pretty unhelpful whereas gardeners can both feed people and grow nice flowers thus being much nicer to have around link
minus-squareD61 [any]hexbear1·3 years agoIts all a matter of marketing. "ATTTACK! The rocks that are in that bed".... "MURDER!!! The tree stump that is in the way"... "SLAUGHTER! The cabbage looper moths before they fuck up the greens" link
"It's better to be a warrior in a garden"... is it though? A warrior in a garden starves.
Let the warriors spend time planting potatoes, it'll keep them out of trouble.
really the most warriors can do is kill each other which just leaves you with a bunch of dead bodies. They'll probably also break some stuff too.
Overall pretty unhelpful whereas gardeners can both feed people and grow nice flowers thus being much nicer to have around
Its all a matter of marketing.
"ATTTACK! The rocks that are in that bed".... "MURDER!!! The tree stump that is in the way"... "SLAUGHTER! The cabbage looper moths before they fuck up the greens"