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  • Quimby [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    "It's better to be a warrior in a garden"... is it though? A warrior in a garden starves.

    • D61 [any]
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      3 years ago

      Let the warriors spend time planting potatoes, it'll keep them out of trouble.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        really the most warriors can do is kill each other which just leaves you with a bunch of dead bodies. They'll probably also break some stuff too.

        Overall pretty unhelpful whereas gardeners can both feed people and grow nice flowers thus being much nicer to have around

        • D61 [any]
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          3 years ago

          Its all a matter of marketing.

          "ATTTACK! The rocks that are in that bed".... "MURDER!!! The tree stump that is in the way"... "SLAUGHTER! The cabbage looper moths before they fuck up the greens"