• ZZ_SloppyTop [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why do they need to ruin everything nice about my childhood by drenching it in shitlibbery?

    I like the leftist bullies stealing children’s candy and telling them it’s a capitalist marketing plot tho

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Don't forget the scene where The Troubles are represented by an Englishwoman telling an Irishman that she wishes they would be packed up and deported, so the cops just start wailing on the Irish and he wishes she were dead and she just up and fucking dies

      • Vncredleader
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        3 years ago

        This pisses me off so much. Amber put it really well in the chapo review of it "the British wanted a cheap labor force, she would have said "GO BACK TO MY COLONY" not acknowledged Ireland as a separate place."

        Libs are so fucking dumb about the troubles. Leftists and conservatives get it, no one else. Hardcore reactionaries don't get it either, they think it actually has to do with Papism and not labour and empire. TNO the HOI4 mod does its reverse troubles thing and it fucking had me fuming. Like they really think it is clever to just swap oppressed with oppressor like these things are just arbitrary diseases and not the outcome of material conditions and modes of production. There is no basis for "free londonderry" cause Derry is not a name of an empire's capital stamped onto a native city name when said empire raped and pillaged for 700 years. These things have context, and suffering is not a prop that can be pallet swapped or used for just "racism is bad i guess, smh".

        also the idea that you need the wishing-dildo to make fucking Peelers beat a random Irishman nearly to death is the most absurd thing in that whole movie

  • Bungola [any]
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    3 years ago

    The crew enter some dudes house, dude then flies around ghosty like to scare them off. They tackle him, find his three shelves of stolen walmart junk. And they immediately call the bolise and he's fucking arrested and slammed into the car door. Ok whatever dude.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Shoplifting!!! THE HIGHEST CRIME!

      Tune in next week when the gang busts a small time pot dealer and gets him sentenced to life without payroll (he's black, of course)

  • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Damn, I just tried to free that poor kid and his dog from the antichrist :troll:. Why do I have to be portrayed as the bad guy?

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    3 years ago

    "I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg."
    "Which house is she in? Hufflepuff?"
    "She's a supreme court justice."
    "Oh. Slytherin."

    lmao he's not wrong

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      It is the one moment of self-aware clarity this whole thing has.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    At least they didn't fellate :melon-musk: the way the Simpsons, Rick and Morty, and Kurtzman-era Trek has. Not quite ultimate :LIB: but high levels of it.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Why am I still attracted to even that version of Velma? :lenin-confused: