It's actually not that unlikely, but Biden trying to help out some campaigns only to deliver the kiss of death, flipping the house and Senate for Republicans by a slim margin. Would be pretty funny.
DSA splitting over squad members doing predictable shit like fundraising for homophobic warhawks.
Right wing anti-war movement emerges and exists for about 5 months before getting coopted into typical Republicanism. Tom Cotton walking around with a peace sign. Naturally, it's also about inflation and gas prices.
Nancy Pelosi remains Speaker after making a couple public promises to "the squad", immediately reneges. Dies a couple weeks later, is replaced by Clyburn on the same promise. He also immediately reneges.
Dems keep the House and Senate because two new big waves of COVID killed/scared just enough boomers. The next day, Biden launches the nukes in a move of obvious senility that is not countered because The Pentagon thinks it's the best shot we've got at keeping the US on top. Among the roving bands of those who survive, there are frequent disagreements about whether harm was reduced.
Both parties fall over themselves to call for patriotic decarbonization. Neither can imagine anything more than tax credits on new $50k vehicles that comes with a sticker of GAY Putin. Can you imagine? It's Putin but he's gayballs. Comedy gold. Pelosi makes that same homophobic joke and the libs fall all over themselves to explain how being gay is actually kind of bad from a certain angle. Dems lose the house.
It's actually not that unlikely, but Biden trying to help out some campaigns only to deliver the kiss of death, flipping the house and Senate for Republicans by a slim margin. Would be pretty funny.
DSA splitting over squad members doing predictable shit like fundraising for homophobic warhawks.
Right wing anti-war movement emerges and exists for about 5 months before getting coopted into typical Republicanism. Tom Cotton walking around with a peace sign. Naturally, it's also about inflation and gas prices.
Nancy Pelosi remains Speaker after making a couple public promises to "the squad", immediately reneges. Dies a couple weeks later, is replaced by Clyburn on the same promise. He also immediately reneges.
Dems keep the House and Senate because two new big waves of COVID killed/scared just enough boomers. The next day, Biden launches the nukes in a move of obvious senility that is not countered because The Pentagon thinks it's the best shot we've got at keeping the US on top. Among the roving bands of those who survive, there are frequent disagreements about whether harm was reduced.
Both parties fall over themselves to call for patriotic decarbonization. Neither can imagine anything more than tax credits on new $50k vehicles that comes with a sticker of GAY Putin. Can you imagine? It's Putin but he's gayballs. Comedy gold. Pelosi makes that same homophobic joke and the libs fall all over themselves to explain how being gay is actually kind of bad from a certain angle. Dems lose the house.
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