change the goddamn tagline already, bezos, brandish your fucking class interests or you're a coward. 2018

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

    Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

    Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough

    You can do it funk or do it disco, why'know how this go

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

    Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

    Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough

    You can do it funk or do it disco, why'know how this go

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Well, I hope you testify that it was worth your waitin'

    On the turf debatin' how to get it percolatin'

    He workin' you while we happy just to work a day

    But I'ma slap him 'til my blood starts circulatin'

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Do you checks have elasticity?

    Did they cut off yo' 'lectricity?

    Did you scream and yell explicitly?

    Force the boss into complicity

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    I'm a white chalk stencil but I push a pencil

    Rollin dope fiend rentals through your residential

    Broke as fuck, eatin' lentils with no utensil

    Fina teach pimp class with a hoe credential

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    They own sweats shops, pet cops and fields of cola

    Murder babies with they molars on the areola

    Control the Pope, Dali Lama, Holy Rollers, and the Ayatollah

    Bump this rollin' in your bucket or your new Corolla

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Well, you might catch me on the scenic route, with my penis out

    Yellin', "Twamps for the executives with the meanest mouth"

    Wanna know what this demeanor's bout? City tried to clean us out

    Green is clout, shut 'em down they ain't never seen a drought

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    You interviewed but they ain't callin' you back

    And for the record I ain't called it a gat

    But tuck this in the small of your back

    Wait in the bathroom stall 'til I tap

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

    Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

    Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough

    You can do it funk or do it disco, why'know how this go

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    'Cept this game ain't slow, it's the creeper

    If you a janitor, get a street sweeper

    Ugly is even skin deeper

    If you can't get the Pres, get the VeePer

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    They made the murder scene before there was a coroner

    I might a been born here but I'm a foreigner

    Spillin' swigs for victims of pigs and Afeni's kid

    Flip off the lid, who you pourin' fo'?

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    You too could be a corporate green killer, bean spiller, uh

    "Gangster of Love", just like Steve Miller

    They wear skivvies that's made of chinchilla

    Factory in Mexico, bought a spring villa

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    I'm from the land where the Panthers grew

    You know the city and the avenue

    If you the boss we'll be smabbin' through and we'll be grabbin' you

    To say, "Whassup with the ra-venue?"

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    And if you feel it we can even try to seal it with the

    We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

    Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

    Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough

    You can do it funk or do it disco, why'know how this go

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Tell him it's a boom in child prostitution

    When he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution

    You could throw a twenty in a vat 'o hot oil

    When he jump in after it watch him boil

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in

    If you can find he can swim

    Put lead boots on him and do it again, you and a friend

    Videotape and the party don't end

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Tell that boogers be sellin' like crack

    He gon' put the little baggies in his nose and suffocate like that

    Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun

    When he try to suck it out, a-ha, well you know this one

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Make sure you ain't got no priors

    Don't tell 'em that we conspired

    We could let him try to change a flat tire

    Or we could all at once retire

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    There are just a few of the

    We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

    Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

    Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough

    You can do it funk or do it disco, why'know how this go

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Bay Area, get ready to brawl

    Bay Area, are you ready to brawl?

    L.A., get ready to brawl

    L.A. are you ready to brawl?

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Chi-town, get ready to brawl

    Chi-Town, are you ready to brawl?

    Detroit, get ready to brawl

    Detroit, are you ready to brawl?

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Atlanta, get ready to brawl

    Atlanta, are you ready to brawl?

    Houston, get ready to brawl

    Houston, are you ready to brawl?

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    New York, get ready to brawl

    New York, are you ready to brawl?

    London, get ready to brawl

    London, are you ready to brawl?

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Cape Town, get ready to brawl

    Cape Town, are you ready to brawl?

    Tokyo, get ready to brawl

    Tokyo, are you ready to brawl?

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Yeah, The Coup

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Boots Riley

    Pam the Funk stress

    It's really goin' down

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)

    Yeah, ya know

    In case you didn't know, gats are comin'

    The Coup, you know, sum'n, sum'n

    (Yo, yo, yo, yo)