I heard some whoppers:
:galaxy-brain: "I have studied every religion. They are all parts of the same universal truth... except Boodyhizzim." (yes he pronounced Buddhism as Boodyhizzim.)
:wojak-nooo: "I am so sick of poor people dominating gaming. Developers are forced to make weaker games with worse graphics because the poor need to be catered do. My rig is top of the line and nothing uses its full potential."
:frothingfash: "Being gay is a choice. Gay men aren't just d---------s, they're lazy because men always want to get laid and it's easier to fuck men."
In line at a burrito place in SF a week or so after Russia went into Ukraine, some middle age white lib told her friend 'it's gonna be sooooo (insert vocal fry) hard to boycott sushi when China invades Taiwan'
White people are so fucked, I've spent my entire life hearing about how my entire ethnic group is a bunch of subhuman morlocks pouring over the border while also hearing how much everyone loves Mexican food
:geordi-no: "White" people
:geordi-yes: Mexican food
The worst thing about war is performative treat fasting :agony-minion: