I heard some whoppers:

:galaxy-brain: "I have studied every religion. They are all parts of the same universal truth... except Boodyhizzim." (yes he pronounced Buddhism as Boodyhizzim.)

:wojak-nooo: "I am so sick of poor people dominating gaming. Developers are forced to make weaker games with worse graphics because the poor need to be catered do. My rig is top of the line and nothing uses its full potential."

:frothingfash: "Being gay is a choice. Gay men aren't just d---------s, they're lazy because men always want to get laid and it's easier to fuck men."

  • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Don't you litter in this pristine forest now lest you face the steel of smokey the bear.

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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      2 years ago

      I'm legit playing a tabletop campaign right now where this is the premise. Bears found a supernatural artifact that made them progressively smarter with each generation, and at the time of the campaign, they're now attacking campers who start camp fires because only the bears should be allowed to have fire