Growing out a wizard beard and standing in the fruit section of a grocery store telling people how different fruits are the product of imperialism in various nations
I'll add this to the list of acceptable beard uses, together with :marx-joker: :blushing-engels: :lenin-cat: :stalin-pipe: :fidel-wut: :uncle-ho-2: and :sankara-salute:
I know we destabilized South and Central America, but look how cheap bananas are today!
bit idea: slapping little CIA stickers on the bananas at the grocery store
The context for this is that there is an inside joke among transphobes that if you're transphobic on twitter you'll get told off by someone with a beard. Then they started just calling anyone disagreeing beard. Now they've convinced themselves that everyone with a beard is against them.
So they've invented their own enemy out of nothing, and they're currently crying about their invented enemy owning them.
this explanation doesn't help me actually comprehend the issue any more deeply because its fucking crazy talk
Now they’ve convinced themselves that everyone with a beard is against them.
Strong "are we the baddies?" vibes.
Think that one of the tings that accelerated it was Vaush deciding that the way to combat transphobia was misogyny.
the prison budget is paid for by selling access to a livestream of Elon Musk morosely digging ditches and filling them in again
something called “space hopping”
JK Rowling has finally declared war on toddlers' outdoor toys
Remember when the craziest thing Rowling posted about was wizards shitting their pants on purpose? What a wild ride
Wtf is a beardsplainer?
Just have a beard if you want one, you fucking baby. Why do these people care so much about looking cool?
It's not about looking cool, it's about accidentally identifying oneself as a member of The Other.
Would you show up to class in a blue jean vest and a trucker hat? Yeah, like that.
Would you show up to class in a blue jean vest and a trucker hat?
:side-eye-1:
When certain people remind me of someone I hate they lose the right to their opinion. There are tons of conservative beardos out there too
“Excuse me sir but your massive beard is taking up a whole extra seat and I have nowhere to sit!”
“Look honey my facial hair needs breathing room”
Since this is not posted in the dunk tank, it can only be interpreted as a vindication of my views. Thank you.
Imagine writing that and thinking you're in any position to call somebody else insufferable.
I for one think JK Rowling is right, there is nothing weird about an adult man riding around on a tricycle, no matter what the wokists say!
Being anti-tricycle is ableist so she would be right for once and I for one will support her retroactively making a character a cyclist who never actually cycles in the books.
Can it really be mere coincidence that as the popularity of the beard waned over the course of the 20th century, so too did our country’s global influence? When Delilah had Samson’s hair chopped off, it sapped him of his strength. Shearing off our magnificent Victorian beards, it seems to me, had the exact same effect on Britain.
That does in fact sound like a coincidence
"Liberal bad. Conservative good. Popular opinion good. Give money."
The absolute state of journalism. Lying media at its finest.
