They are laughing with me!!! It’s Harry Zelensky and Hermione Rowling laughing at Voldemort Putin!!!
We terfs are winning, just like Ukraine (a soon to be leader in European literature!) is winning against the evil Russian hordes any day now. And for your information, “terf” is a slur. And I’m not a terf, so you are severely misinformed. Like most individuals on this knockoff witchcraft- and bear-themed website.
From tmZ.com? An online Russian trolling internet website? Please.
Thank you, I’m glad you agree. Anyone who would try to prank me absolutely is a ghoul. Of course, they failed, because this is edited. But anyone who would try to make me look bad is indeed a ghoul and a servant of the global transgender agenda.
Of course I would say it’s edited. Because it is edited. I would know. I’m a writer, and I’ve had lots of my work edited.
Since this is not posted in the dunk tank, it can only be interpreted as a vindication of my views. Thank you.
I assume I’ll finally get the respect I deserve around here after defeating your fiercest and most powerful enemy, Vaush.
Buying into the misogynistic stereotype that women can't write, I see.
Anyone can be rude on the internet: Why don't you come to 124 Whitehouse Rd, Cramond, Edinburgh EH4 6DQ, and call me a "trash person" (another misogynistic trope) to my face?
I am upvoting this, NOT because I am transphobe, but because I support free speech.
Dear @GrouchyGrouse,
Thank you for your questions.
Many wizards have taken many shits they couldn't disappear. It's embarrassing, but in this case, they must ask an older, better wizard to disappear it for them.
Neither Witchcraft nor Wizardry was involved in the death of JFK. I write this with absolute uncertainty.
The animated chocolate frogs do not have souls. They are, however, sentient, and feel entirely the excruciating pain of being devoured.
Sincerely,
@JK Rowling
I had a very good and rational reason, but whatever I write here will be somehow construed to make me look like I'm some kind of racist. When I am, in fact, the opposite of racist. And including Cho Chang in my books proves that.
No no no. You can't just BE a wolf that way. Please read a book on wolf biology.
Thank you. It's been a disappointment no one has nominated my tweets, but this is a nice consolation.
I don't know what a "bit" is, but I've waited too long to denounce this den of oppression.
Thank you! Actually, none of those books were edited at all; it’s unbelievable they hold up so well! Even in today’s cancel-happy culture, which is undoubtedly the number one issue facing humanity in the coming years.