Oh my god, this makes me want to puke blood, I feel so unclean.

What kind of playpen lifestyle does someone have to enjoy, where they think people being mean on the internet is the last stage before the total collapse of society? How institutionally coddled do they have to be to get a raging patriot boner over some cop giving you a pat on the head?

Imagine the arrogance of Mitt Romney to think that anyone cares about him enough to risk taking a shot at him.