“Spits out cereal”
Meanwhile Joe’s trying his absolute best, but his best just ends up as him entering a fugue state talking about Xi Jinping in the foothills of the Himalayas while trying to describe America in a single world
I’m hearing from sources that he’s officially changed his name to Drip Jrip Trip
Remember when Don Jr. dressed up as his dad for Halloween? Specifically by putting on a rubber Trump mask and a US flag skin suit?
I just love how desperate Don Jr. is to earn his father's respect. And I love how terrible his attempts to make it happen are. And I FUCKING LOVE how clear it is that Trump the Larger will never, ever, EVER express an ounce of love or interest in his oldest son. He couldn't think less of Junior, and he loves making that clear to everyone in the room. It's funnier than anything that happens in Succession. It's funnier than anything Hunter Biden might've done with whatever laptop.
he is metaphysically slaughtering his enemies with this image
do not attempt to engage this image in psychic warfare etc
snake! you're in an area with a lot of brick walls!
major, please don't tell me to we-
yes snake! the brick wall camo!
:cereal1: he will never have drip
:cereal2:
The emojis? We have them folks!
