come join us for the opportunity to be crushed under a pallet-load of worthless treats that have traveled more than you ever will in your short miserable existence
Generic brand products which will break down the moment the warranty expires? Don't mind if I do!
"In a hiring drive set to kick off next month, Amazon will attend events at schools across the U.S. and Canada" How is this legal?
You guys get to own your piss bottle? I have to rent mine and it gets deducted from my pay checks
America Highschools have professional liars from the military who tell kids they can get cool stuff if they sign up to fly helicopters. There are no helicopters. The free stuff comes at the cost of your knees, back, and sanity.
Oh and they can legally expose you to whatever the fuck chemicals they want
I was thinking particularly of the soldiers marching through nuclear fallout just to see what it'd do to them
YOOOOOO
They're going to show up in high schools?? Lmaoooo
This is an excellent opportunity for Gen Z kids to harass Amazon representatives and post their W's online
Most retail businesses suppress unionization efforts by keeping a small, tight cluster of clueless baby boomer and early Gen X employees who buy completely into capitalist propaganda while refusing to retire or die for any reason. Inviting a huge wave of zoomers is all but guaranteed to overwhelm the gerontocracy.
