• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "Representative Pelosi - do you have any comment on Senator Feinstein?"

    "Who?"

    "Senator Diane Feinstein."

    "I... Um..."

    "She's the senior senator from California..."

    "Oh, no. I don't like egg salad."

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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      3 years ago

      “Oh, no. I don’t like egg salad.”

      This is now going to be my response to every question I don't want to answer.

      Boss - "Hey Corgi, can you reach out to this client please?"

      Me - "Oh, no. I don't like egg salad."