I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    pokemon npc that just starts yappin a factoid off a snapple cap after making eye contact with a stranger before engaging in sanctioned cockfighting

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      5 months ago

      Ooh! What npc trainer type would you be? I'd either be COOLTRAINER or BIKER

      • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        PARASOL LADY but I fight in the battles too (Pound, Slam, Peck, also V-create [this one has nothing to do with the parasol I'm just built different])

      • SSJ2Marx
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        5 months ago

        I wanna say Gambler but then they'd change me to "G*mer" in later gens so idk lemme think about it