"Back ground check will be performed"
I will have camera in the place.
Yes, and I will duct tape it to my asscheeks so you will have the pleasure of constantly observing my hairy butthole in motion
No vistors and no overnight stay by anyone else.
Yeah, fuck all the way off buddy, this is why even your own mother never loved you
No vistors and no overnight stay by anyone else.
Yeah, fuck all the way off buddy, this is why even your own mother never loved you
"I never had any friends, so I don't see why anyone else would need any!"
lmao 700 rent
i legit let a guy i know stay at me n bfs place for an indefinite time for free so long as he helped us keep the place clean. dude just cleaned the common area every weekend and when he got back on his feet he thanked us and left ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ legit no skin off our backs we tallied the bills and it maybe cost us 50 bucks each month from elevated electric and water bills and we figured the room cost was around 200-300 as a going rate. but we didnt care just helping a dude out that got a shit roll of the dice for a couple of months and we were gonna have the room anyways because that was the only available rental at the time
"Person can work off the rent" so really the rent is whatever you say it is because the person is working all the time with no contract and has no way to quantify how much they "worked off." Right...
I used to live in a basement apartment that flooded every time it rained or all the snow melted. The first time it happened, they apologized profusely and put us in a hotel for a couple of days while they cleaned it up.
Guess what? They didn't fix the issue and it kept happening. I lived there almost two years and there were MONTHS that my bathroom had an inch of standing water. They only helped the first time, then decided to pay us $15/hr to clean it up ourselves. We did for a while, and even sent them an itemized list of our time and expenses.
They started resenting us because the way it worked out, we barely paid any rent. After they started getting shitty with us, we took them to court, and the guy tried to settle it in the hallway. We said "hell no" because they haven't held up their end of the bargain up until this point.
Long story short, the stress of fighting the landlords was the straw that broke the camel's back in my relationship with the person I was with, she started texting some guy behind my back. When I found out, I came home, packed my shit and left her sitting in a swamp apartment and told her she was on her own.
It's a guy that wants a free handyman/woman to pay to live/work at their airbnb
Love a society where a rental listing basically lays out the process of human trafficking.
