I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    because my dick doesnt naturally point down into the toilet bowl, instead pointing forward and posing a serious splash hazard to my pants

    Are you peeing with a boner?

    Also I don't see how it would splash onto your pants even if that were true

    • LeopardShepherd [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      It can happen especially if you are a "grower" rather than a "shower" . The unerect peen can be so small as to resemble a micro-penis and just kind of point forward between the seat and the bowl. This can be made much worse by cold weather or certain medication such as stimulants.

      The size difference in some growers is quite remarkable.

          • whoops
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            4 months ago

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              • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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                4 months ago

                Show

                The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

                نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

                volcel-police

        • OgdenTO [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          If you click the hamburger, then profile, there's a dick size field. It used to be mandatory, strange you didn't have to fill it in when you made your profile.

    • TimeTravel_0
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      4 months ago

      Splashes out between the bowl and lid.