I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    I love to sit down, as long as the toilet is actually designed to piss sitting down. Most residential toilets aren't designed for dicks, probably because it saves space. The correct toilet seat for a dick is longer and has a split front.

    I do not enjoy cramming my hand between my legs to push my dick between the seat and around my balls, nor do I like to lean my entire body all the way forward in order to point my dick downward when im pissing with a semi. I do not like when my entire back makes full contact with the underside of the toilet lid because I need to back up more to piss properly. In do not like holding my piss so that I can shit comfortably before doing the forward lean to piss. I do not like when the tip of my dick accidentally scrapes the interior lip of the toilet seat where there is a film of dried piss and shit splashback that goes directly into my god damned urethra

    If you build it maybe they'll piss

    • LeopardShepherd [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      Very detailed response thank you. I feel many of your issues are caused by the size of your magnum dong, a gift and a curse indeed.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      7 months ago

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34

      Idk man toilet bowls are usually about 18-20 inches from front to back, that's always been plenty of space. Unless it's an ass issue rather than a dick issue.