the man lost 50k so many times hes lost count lmao
He put a chapter at the end of one of his Dilbert books to tell the world that they could make money in the stock market by making daily affirmations.
I'm reminded of a :garf-troll: comic in which Jon advises his father to talk to plants to help them grow, and his father gives a pep-speech to a field full of soy.
This man has to be posting pictures of his unlocked garage door on worldstar or something.
Dude must have secretly moved to Tijuana and started exclusively wearing tee shirts with racial slurs on them, nobody gets crimed on that hard.
Seriously, where could this guy possibly be hanging out that he's had his stereo stolen that many times? Who even does that anymore, most of those aren't even extractable if you're driving anything post-2005.
Maybe the people whose cars he keeps crashing into are stealing his $50,000 car stereos at gunpoint, and he keeps getting into these accidents in his home or garage.
It is actually his gardiner. Just every single time. Adams as simply not caught on.
I am in a Smash & Steal gang that operates in all the neighborhoods. We're called The Cobras and people who challenge us get jump kicked. Or worse!
So back off the amateur gumshoe routine, Scott Adams, or we will take another $50k from you, 2-4 times. And the next health issue you contract WILL be incurable.
I yield the remainder of my time.
how the fuck do you lose 50k that many times
incurable health conditions cured? LMAO
Curing herpes by kissing a shin bone of st augustin every morning
Number of frogs I've liberated:6
Number of rolls of hundred dollar bills I've ruffled and said "it's all here, boss": 9 or 10
Number of times I've been the answer to a Jeopardy question: 3
See, I can make up numbers too. Not particularly hard
One-two
Oh look, there's some poo
Three-four
Cor blimey, phwoarr
Five-six
Get those dicks
Seven-eight
U wot mate?
Number of full days of vacation...
Grindset boomers/xers bragging about never taking a break are funny, but they're especially funny when their flavor of "grind" is making cute doodles and cutting edge tech office jokes
Do what you love, and you can claim you've never had a day off in your life.
Scott Adams cracks his knuckles, three hours of hard work in the dilbert mines. He wipes the sweat off his brow. "Women have colored hair, no one is talking about this," He smiles to himself. "I am such a free thinker." He turns his chair, knocking over a pyramid of empty vitamin-d supplements. "Oh no, I'm out!" Standing, and rising from his chamber, Scott stuffs $50,000 USD into the billowy interior of his tucked in shirt. He swings open the front door, and traipses into the dangers of the outside world. "Surely this time will be different." he thinks.
How do you have 50k stolen from you that many times? Like, physically how? What actions occurred that led to this? Did he start carrying around a bag of $50k everywhere he goes while wearing a shirt that says “I’m carrying $50k, please rob me”?
