Go cry into your soy lattes.
On this site we don't call her Hillary. Here she is known as Khaleesi, because she just has that Gryffindor energy that means you cannot truly lose. And even if she "lost" the election to be the president I don't think you can argue that she did not win when it came to being the most presidential. She has overcome so much - including infidelity - that I am sure she will rise above her "loss" as well. Win or lose, she is still a winner!
This is the funniest troll I've ever seen on this site please leave this up so we can all admire it
I'm torn between low effort bit account or very confused/lost chud.
It's a shitbit, I think. Barely even worth pressing the ban button.
FightingDemocratRule
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Take your picks everyone: bit account or lame attempt at wrecking? I guess we'll know in a couple hours when they inevitably post something transphobic
It's not even fun anymore when the plot is so predictable. Get new writers, wreckers.
Sorry, most were fired due to budget cuts. Now all we’ve got is Seth Macfarlane, Stephen Colbert, and the last writer for Family Guy who hasn’t gone insane yet.
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Not original I'm sorry poor guy that posted this here months ago lol I can't remember the post.
Hillary Clinton Is More Than a President
When people told me they hated Hillary Clinton or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love Hillary Clinton. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen.”
I wish, in those exchanges, I had not asked gentle, tolerant questions about a hater’s ridiculous allergy to her, or Clinton’s fictional misdeeds and imagined character flaws. More deeply still, I wish I had not reasoned with anyone, patiently countered their ludicrous emotionalism and psychologically disturbed theories. I wish I had said, flatly, “I love her.” As if I had been asked about my mother or daughter. No defensiveness or polemics; not dignifying the crazy allegations with so much as a Snopes link.
Maybe “I love her” seemed too womany, too sentimental, too un-pragmatic. Not coalition-building, kind of culty. But people say with impunity they love Obama, the state of Israel, their churches, Kurt Cobain. In the end, I wish I’d said it because it’s true.
And I’m not alone in my commitment. Millions of Clinton’s supporters — we were thanked by Clinton as the “secret, private Facebook sites” — expressed it among themselves, all the time, in raptures or happy tears with each new display of our heroine’s ferocious intelligence, depth, and courage. We were frankly bewildered by the idea that anyone would hedge their commitment to her (“You don’t have to be her friend”; “Yes, she’s made mistakes”; “lesser of two evils”). We didn’t remember anyone turning to this stock ambivalence when discussing Obama, Babe Ruth, FDR. If only one reporter — they knew about us — could have published a headline like “Clinton Inspires Historic Levels of Adoration From Her Supporters” about the people who have had their lives transformed by the power of her brilliant campaign, unrivaled effectiveness, and extraordinary career. Just one headline like that, like the ones Bill Clinton got.
Usually a legend is made by men and media — the legend of Kennedy, say, or Jim Morrison — and then, much later, a biopic, pretending to evenhandedness, reveals the legend’s shortcomings, his “human” side. The shortcomings are almost always something exactly no one actually believes compromises his heroism. His problem drinking. His mistreatment of women. Well, takedowns of Hillary were always already written. She has somehow made the time to hear out each dead-end line of reasoning about her fake mortal sins, and often she has also thanked everyone for sparing her further moral lashings, as if that were a kindness. Under cover of “humanizing” the intimidating valedictorian, reports and investigations and media clichés vilified her. But the feminist hero never got to be a legend first. And yet she is one, easily surpassing Ben Franklin, Henry Ford, Steve Jobs.
I want to reverse the usual schedule of things, then. We don’t have to wait until she dies to act. Hillary Clinton’s name belongs on ships, and airports, and tattoos. She deserves straight-up hagiographies and a sold-out Broadway show called RODHAM. Yes, this cultural canonization is going to come after the chronic, constant, nonstop “On the other hand” sexist hedging around her legacy. But such is the courage of Hillary Clinton and her supporters; we reverse patriarchal orders. Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.
Hillary Clinton did everything right in this campaign, and she won more votes than her opponent did. She won. She cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, she will be decorated as an epochal heroine far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere White House. Let that revolting president-elect be Millard Fillmore or Herbert Hoover or whatever. Hillary is Athena.
🎶 My name is Hillary Rodham,
And there's a million kids I haven't bombed 🎵
She just lost? Wow... I didn't know that I just uh, you're telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing campaign. What can you say? She was an amazing woman whether you agreed or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing campaign. I'm actually sad to hear that. I'm sad to hear that. Thank you very much.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
this is actually disgusting, can the mods do something about this? I thought this was a liberal site and we're just allowing random FASCISTS to wreck our site?
Listen, Hillary didn't lose, if it hadn't been for Election subversion and our crumbling democratic structures that deny the popular vote winner victory, Trump would have been crying at Maralago.
A chud is lost and thinks we like Hillary? The most left leaning person they can think of.
Or a bit that doesn't make sense yet
Clinton would spend her whole time as VP trying to make biden trip and break his hip so he dies and she can be president. That would be funny. A good reality tv show premise. It’s her turn :hillgasm:
