- Did anyone else just hear gunshots?
- Why are there cop cars here?
- Why is a helicopter circling over here?
- Where’s my dog?
The answers to which are always the same:
- A car backfired
- Because they’re there every day to brutalize the poor for stealing a toothbrush from hapless Walmart
- Because you live right next to the airport
- A coyote had it for dinner
Someone tell me how to convince my relatives to remove this shit from their house
By far the most common posts for my area are "I saw a fox" and "what is this animal" (it's a fox). But there are also tons of the ones you listed, except instead of where's my dog, it's where's my cat (it got hit by a car).