1. Did anyone else just hear gunshots?
  2. Why are there cop cars here?
  3. Why is a helicopter circling over here?
  4. Where’s my dog?

The answers to which are always the same:

  1. A car backfired
  2. Because they’re there every day to brutalize the poor for stealing a toothbrush from hapless Walmart
  3. Because you live right next to the airport
  4. A coyote had it for dinner

Someone tell me how to convince my relatives to remove this shit from their house

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    By far the most common posts for my area are "I saw a fox" and "what is this animal" (it's a fox). But there are also tons of the ones you listed, except instead of where's my dog, it's where's my cat (it got hit by a car).