My plan to get rich is to hope my dad secretly has way more money than he says he does and then I inherit it. One day, if I have kids of my own, I will let them hope I secretly have way more money than I say I do, too.
I remember realizing 20-25 years ago my dad had no money nor any idea what he's doing. Now he's dead, I'm middle aged, I have a daughter, and I've come to the realization that I have no money and have no idea what I'm doing.
My dad made me promise I'd take him out into the woods and shoot him instead of taking him to a nursing home when the time comes. He's a dick, though, so I'm not going to do it.
My plan to get rich is to hope my dad secretly has way more money than he says he does and then I inherit it. One day, if I have kids of my own, I will let them hope I secretly have way more money than I say I do, too.
I remember realizing 20-25 years ago my dad had no money nor any idea what he's doing. Now he's dead, I'm middle aged, I have a daughter, and I've come to the realization that I have no money and have no idea what I'm doing.
The circle of life
My dad has always said to just roll him into a ditch once he keels over because he'll probably be working when it happens.
Trow me in da trash :devito-shining:
My dad made me promise I'd take him out into the woods and shoot him instead of taking him to a nursing home when the time comes. He's a dick, though, so I'm not going to do it.